Wow, this isn't a very impressive resume.

• my dad knows Ben Burtt Sr., who is the dad of the guy who did the sound effects and made up the languages for the Star Wars movies.
• my dad allegedly served pizza to the Kingston trio and Tom Paxton and possibly Peter, Paul & Mary, depending the story.
• my stepdad played on a bunch of records by the Burns Sisters as well as Martin Simpson.
• I handed Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke a flyer once at an Indigenous Peoples' rights rally in NYC
• My mom was friends with Betsey Johnson in college.
• My grandfather tried the case that eventually made it legal for women to go topless in NY (i.e., breastfeed in public). (he was on the losing side, though)
• I went to college with Ralph Vaughan Williams' granddaughter as well as Beau Bridges' son.
• Went to high school with Donald "Buck Dharma" Roeser from the Blue Oyster Cult's daughter.
• I got to talk to David Maybury-Lewis on the phone once, and his wife a bunch of times.
• I sold CDs to Max Von Sydow, Andrew Bird, a couple members of Razorlight, and the bald guitarist guy in Juliette Lewis' band when I worked at a record store.