• Trent Reznor ("He's the only guy I'd let do me up the butt")

1a. UPDATE: "Since he turned jock I will no longer allow him to put his penis in my butt"

• Robert Smith ("I don't care if he's fat and old. I'd still suck his dick")
• Eddie Vedder ("I'd take his dick in my mouth any day")
• Marilyn Manson ("If I saw him on the street, I'd probably just drop down and start sucking his dick. I mean, he's MARILYN MANSON.")
• Johnny Depp
• Viggo Mortenson
• Orlando Bloom
• Brad Pitt
• Gerard Way