JarJar -- Luke -- Anakin -- Jabba -- Han Solo -- Greedo -- Lando -- Yoda -- Vader -- Boba Fett

• Cloverfield: Anakin. Why? I understand that having a reality-based documentary type movie filmed by whiny yuppies makes it more realistic, but do they really have to yell "OH SHIT!" all the time? Can't you make it less realistic? Note to self: buy whatever kind of camera they used; it can run on batteries all day and night, survive helicopter crashes and be eaten by aliens and still be fine.
• Clone Wars: Luke. OH GOD MAKE IT STOP! It was painful. It was every bit as awful as they said, except it had some really cool space battle scenes, which is why it didn't rate a sub Jar Jar.
• The Dark Knight : Vader. Everyone says Heath Ledger should get an Oscar, and they're right and not because he's tragically dead-- he really was awesome.
• Pineapple Express: Yoda. It was really freaking funny, but not as funny as Superbad, I don't care what anybody says
• Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo: Luke. It had a funny moment in it. Otherwise, I was alternately cringing with its stupidity and crying because the first one was so funny and what happened?
• Tropic Thunder: Vader (just saw this today!). The 1st half hour and the last half hour were so funny I thought I might have a seizure. The middle bits had their moments too.
• Forgetting Sarah Marshall: Yoda. Cute, funny. Not as good as others of its ilk, but entertaining nonetheless.
• Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Jabba. It gets points for not being as horrific as I had feared. It was... uh... better than it might have been.
• Hancock: Lando. It was actually pretty dark and bleak, and not heartwarming at all like the previews made it out to be. Not bad!
• Step Brothers: Han Solo. It had some funny moments. I think I've mentioned how I'm still scarred for life by the sight of Will Ferrell's nutsack. Yup, still scarred.
• Wanted: Yoda. Was freaking AWESOME! it went out of its way to have every single movie cliché in the book, and managed to make them all obvious and ironically funny. It would have ruled even if James McAvoy didn't rate a 10 on the Hot Scottish Guy Scale.
• Hellboy II: Luke. thank god this was a free preview and I didn't actually spend money on this one. The only think that saved it from being Jar Jar minus was the awesome art direction, but even that could only save it so far.
• You Don’t Mess With the Zohan: Lando. This was actually really funny in a lot of places. Sure it was predictable, but it was supposed to be.
• Hamlet II: Lando. It would have been better had it not ended up being the kind of movie that it was parodying in the first place. However, it was still pretty funny.
• The Hulk: Jabba: OK, I LIKED Edward Norton as a sensitive new age guy- Bruce Banner. He was like the Big Green Obstetrician Hulk that I fondly remember from the TV series of my youth. Edward Norton didn't deliver any babies in this one, but it still was OK.
• Iron Man: Yoda: Because Robert Downey Jr. is awesome at everything he does.
• Disaster Movie: Jar Jar. I only saw this because my nephews wanted to and nobody else would take them.
• Prince Caspian: Lando. I don't know. It wasn't *bad*, but for some reason the magic just wasn't there.
• Vantage Point: Luke. This could have been so cool! It so wasn't!
• Babylon A.D.: Jabba. Didn't have much of a point, but wasn't completely awful.
• W.: Greedo. I expected more evil things from Oliver Stone. George bush Sr. was one of the most sympathetic characters. WTF?
• Run Fat Boy Run: Lando. sily, but cute. Simon Pegg rules, even if the movie didn't so much.
• Choke: Yoda. I liked it better than the book, but then I didn't like the book a whole lot. Still, it was funny and evil.
• Burn After Reading: Lando. Funny. Not as good as some of the other Coen Brothers' movies, but still enjoyable.
• Quantum of Solace: Yoda. It wasn't as good as "Casino Royale" but still pretty good. I liked that the bad guys were all creepy businessmen.
• Religulous: Greedo. Bill Maher is awesome. The premise of this movie was awesome. It was just too... I don't know... hostile. It could have worked better letting the footage speak for itself. I'm not one to go against bias where bias is due, but BM kind of overdid it.
• Penelope: Yoda. Aww, I loved this one! It's a gothy romance story where the dude has to earn the respect of the chick. It rules.
• Boy In The Striped Pajamas: Yoda. It was sweet, interesting and had a predictably depressing ending.
• Slumdog Millionaire: Boba Fett: THIS MOVIE WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!
• Role Models: Yoda. This was actually really really funny. It looked kinda stupid in the trailers, but it was hilarious.
• Day the Earth Stood Still: Greedo: Could have been much worse. Keanu found his calling as an emotionless alien who only speaks in 3-word phrses.
• Valkyrie: Jabba. I don't know; I was exhausted and fell asleep through a key part and thus was kinda confused. Tom Cruise didn't annoy me as much as usual. It wasn't bad, but wasn't terribly good either. It was one of those movies where people gave a lot of inspirational speeches.
• I've Loved You So Long: Yoda. Suspenseful, a nice character study. Not for everyone, but I enjoyed it.