• referring to feet as "tootsies"
  • the word "credenza"
  • those memes that brag about how bitchy and in-your-face you are and how people around you should just deal with it.
  • the word "happenstance"
  • people calling that tv stand thing an "entertainment center." I don't know what else to call it, but that just sounds dumb.
  • when people make a big point of pronouncing words foreignly, like "oh, I enjoy the Goldberg Variations by BAAAKKKKHHHHHHHHHHH. Would you like a KWAH-SOHHHHHNNNN for breakfast?"
  • shirts that come with fake shirts attached, like sweaters with collars and long sleeves attached as if over a blouse, or cardigans with fake tank top bits attached.
  • brown and blue together
  • stenciled geese
  • The word "pouf"
feb 27 2013 ∞
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