It seems that every person on this dating site has one line in their profile that makes you go REALLY!?!? Here are some of the more puzzling things about people I've been matched with.

• Hit is what it is ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (headline. What is it, commas?)
• i dont have no time for fake peoples or Fairweather friend..i also like taken long walk and work out
• PLEASE NO TATOOS OR WANNABE VAMPIRES (you know, I totally can't fault him for the vampires part!)
• A woman who can find the right balance of vanilla life and her sexually.
• Living out west in europe was really nice. helping w sports teams and it's been a nice ride so far.. (western Europe? Is he from Asia, where Europe would technically be west of him?)
• I also write poetry and I have had a few poems writing in poertry.com books.
• I'm looking for ambungshus lady, never had a cougar or a woman who wants to take care of asn. (his real first name reportedly is Lickdabalz)
• please if you are drama queen ,move over to the next guy my time is precious lol '''''''' santa santa santa please keeps that female away from me lol'''''''''''''
• EASY GOING GUY LOVE THE OUT DOORS MY PASSION IS COOKING SPORTS FAN (funny, I love cooking sports fans too!)
• I am with dark brown hairs, brown eyes with caramel complexion.. (OK, English is not his primary language, but still, I'm going to describe myself as being "with dark brown hairs" from now on!)
• I am like a modern day Mc giever.
• and to all of the stuck up and scorn woman out there ( and you all know who you are ) get real because you really are not all that and it's high time you come off of your crystal pedestals and face reality because most of you have been on [dating site] for a long time some as long as 6-7 years and still pushing your "I'm ALL THAT" persona but in essence you really are not because your still on this "FREE DATING SITE" waiting for someone who will never come sweep you off of your feet like you think you deserve. It's time to take a deep look into that aging mirror past all of those old wrinkles on your face and face the facts that nobody's perfect especially the face staring back at you. (this is after the guy made a huge point of saying he just wants a date, not even necessarily more than one. Also: that is all one sentence.)
• im looking for very calme lady I want her like a baby.
• I am a realatively intelligent individual
• ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. (description of perfect first date)
• I NO LONGER WILL DATE GIRLS WHO HIT UP CLUBS .. please dont hit me up saying a hardly ever go and then the mintue we not together for a day im going to find you in a clyb and if you are the type to go just becuz i said this and you want to get me mad it will work and i will forget about you Im sorry (this guy is 40 years old with kids)
• Wherever I decide it may be at..my way or no way…tired of being a sucker and a gentleman to people who can’t grasp the concept of what a Real Man is about. (Ideal First Date Description)
• ima hard worker and im looking for that specail someone who i can give me heart to. (and me Lucky Charms!)
• in the summer i love swimming all so love cooking out side because the food taste better off grill love all kinds of music.
• Iam a easy going lad that limes to enjoy as much as I can what life has to offer.
• Someone whose headline is I BANG HOT CHICKS, yet his description says “looking for that special lady for a seriouse relationship”
• always up for tring something new,love to cook and eat,hanging my friends. (I wonder how the friends enjoy being hanged?)
• Looking for sum one who wants to have fun. (maybe a mathematician?)