"Hey bitches!" *turns and looks* "Not you Corinne, I love you" - Cach

"I think I'm gonna move my bed over here so we have more room for ACTIVITIES!" - Tara (while high)

Kyle (after looking at my bracelet): "I created Acapulco. . . isn't it an island" Me: "I don't really know. My cousin went there for vacation and brought it back for me. I just know it's in Mexico." Kyle: "I created Mexico too. . .and Rose O'Donald, but we don't talk about that."

"Steal him. Seriously. Keep him in your pocket." - Alyssa

"Why don't you put on the fail coat and go ride the fail boat on the sea of wrong" - Rachael

"You can't find these pythons in a pet store" *kisses biceps* - Rachael

"So all I need to do is hold up flashcards and ask what color they are?" - Rachael in reference to Chinos being color blind.