- What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
- A fiddle has beer stains.
- How do you get a music critic out of a tree?
- Cut the rope.
- How long does a harp stay in tune?
- About 20 minutes or until someone opens a door.
- How do you get a guitarist to play slower?
- Put music in front of him.
- A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."
- Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
- Q: What’s the definition of perfect pitch? A: When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.
- Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
- Can you play with my G-string? :P
nov 10 2012 ∞
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