- What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
- Q: What do you call a fish musician? A: A piano tuna.
- Q: What's the definition of a minor second? A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.
- Don't date a piano technician; they'll just string you along
- Gone Chopin (see Liszt), Bach in a Minuet
- Why was the piano laughing? Because someone was tickling it's ivories.
- You had better B# or you might get Ab.
- Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer? A: Give him a sheet of music.
- Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".
- Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond? A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!
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