To the Douchebag

permanently fugly face emphezema cracked-up voice mouth stuck in shape of baby with a binkie parents moocher baggage pets i need four girls to be interested in me at all times so i don't eat shit and die

• .....battlestar gallactica....

freshman failure cannot drive lamest game player of all time permanent wedgie need a girl to be a boy insomniac - wonder why "creep" by stone temple pilots is his theme song cannot dance and will die of liver disease with his yellow nails picked up classical guitar b/c he has no game and he cannot rock thinks he's funny, but can only quote movie lines is so stupid, he can't spell "cocoa" how can you misspell "Beavis"???