- the difference between a girlfriend and a wife is 100 pounds
- How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
- * My husband and I divorced over religious reasons. He thought he was God and I didn't.
- knock knock - who's there? Colin. Colin Who? Colin i the doctor i think i'm sick. knock knock. who's there? collier. collier who? collier big brother see if i care!
- Knock knock - who's there? weevil. weevil who? weevil work it out :P
- "How many times do i have to tell you, i'm not bald, i'm just taller than my head" - Home Improvement
- if you're lookin for a STUD, i've got the STD and all I need is U!
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