minors

ppl who put their medical history on the internet

ppl who eat in their car

ppl who say "westerners"

poor genshin players (spent less than 1k)

anyone that hasn't 36* the spiral abyss

ppl who think zhongli is related to xiao, hu tao, or ganyu (die)

ppl who actively engage in anti/anti-anti discourse. go outside

ppl who add -- at the end of sentences

ppl who keysmash too often

anti-recovery degens

ppl with ugly ponies in ponytown

ppl who make those awful fucking greyscale ponies oh my god

ppl who sit under my tree in ponytown that aren't my friends fuck you i hate you

ppl who genuinely use "dnt/dnc" "tt/td" any of that shit you're corny

overwatch players

anyone that ships mccree and hanzo

anyone that gets mad when ppl call him mccree like you're defending overwatch i think you have bigger concerns.....

ppl who don't drink water

ppl who don't brush their teeth

anyone with a jhin layout on twitter

ppl who like viego but dislike xolaani

anyone who claims to like kishibe but only when he's younger

ppl who haven't read jojolion and stopped at part 7

ppl who hate dio

ppl who use picrews as icons on social media

anyone with a typing quirk that refuses to accommodate to non-native english speakers

anyone with a typing quirk in general actually i hate you

ppl who only read shonen

ppl who only read shojo

new gen call of duty fans

anyone that refers to themself as a rude/meanspirited person like it's a personality trait. grow up

new gen metal gear fans

ppl who genuinely get angry over competitive multiplayer games

left-wingers that aren't sexually attracted to military aesthetics

ppl who call anything remotely controversial a dogwhistle or other incorrect terms

anyone with a duolingo streak under 150 days

anyone who writes or has written a callout post

ppl who censor words that aren't slurs

ppl who bootlick for the big 3 of east asia

dog owners

bird owners

anyone that actively engages in religion discourse

anyone that actively engages in online lgbt discourse

anyone that says "basic dni" like hmmm yes the racist bigot is going to slap their thigh and go "aww man!" upon seeing your corny fucking bio

centrists

liberals

conservatives

ppl who watch vtubers ESPECIALLY nijisanji EN good god

white people a little too obsessed with c-dramas

anyone that calls sedonym jotaro from part 4

ppl who got into league after arcane

anyone that gets mad at others for "just blocking and moving on"

sanrio women

disney adults

asexuals

squishmallow collectors

anyone without custom keycaps

snk fans that prefer rumbling over my war

anyone from the state of rhode island

anyone from worcester, england

final fantasy 14 players

"dni fujoshi/fudanshi" skinheads and anyone else perpetrating terf shit

anyone that fails to understand systems of oppression and genuinely compares the "fetishization of gay men!" to lesbian fetishization, as if men have ever been marginalized in the history of mankind. as if this "issue" exists anywhere except for your curated online space or your miserable twitter timeline that you aimlessly scroll through. as if this genuinely impacts any living, breathing male in a real life setting. i really don't have the patience for you teenage autists so please start to think critically or start looking for a tree

^ this is frankly the only point on this list i give a shit about tbh

ppl that eat out/doordash more than twice a week

anyone who's favorite fruit is bananas

fire punch fans in general. can't risk it

anyone that has never played dungeons and dragons

anyone that has been admitted onto a psychiatric floor or hospital

xiaovenners, your favs look like cousins

ppl that don't have a token youtuber they watch daily

ppl learning korean that are better than me

anyone with a coherent, active toyhouse account

ppl who don't know the history of the service cap

vegetable haters

anyone who's favorite band is mother mother

anyone who's phone screentime exceeds 3 hours a day

you call people chronically online and then login to tiktok

e-daters

overwatch players again for good measure

baristas that talk about being a barista on tiktok nobody gives a fuck

anyone that uses their desktop more than their taskbar

any and all men who are obsessed with draven

ppl who haven't read the entirety of the rainbow factory fanfic

anyone who's dni is an oxymoron

adults on the internet that say shit like "dni if you're over 21" LIKE YOU BOTH PAY TAXES LMFAOO WHO GAF

nihilists. hope you guys do it for real