- On being a second-year geography major: "It's all colourful maps. Last year was all rocks and Rahim Baba, but we've got maps this year."
- On creeping himself on the internet: "I'm on PIPL!"
- On a Youtube video: "This is 10 minutes, but it's the best time you'll have ever tonight."
- Wrote on his dad's Ratemyprof.com page: "prof. niven is EPIC LOLZ. His elequence at knowing a lot of stuff helped me lots. I am now the CEO of Apple under steve jobs and will become king when he dies."
- On the night in general: "Sens win, Leafs lose, Habs lose, and my I got an extension on my essay. Tonight's pretty epic."
- On himself: "Wrecking lives since 1990."
oct 17 2009 ∞
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