• "Acknowledgments say 'to my husband for his willingness to eat out' :| so hard not to take in a dirty way" -Kazia, on Stephanie Meyer's acknowledgments page in Eclipse.
  • "Hai we pic k i gun a o" -Dylan, in an attempt to say that he was picking me up.
  • "So instead of dealing drugs, we're standing with dipesh's dad watching dipesh and jay wash the car" -Dylan, on growing up in the suburbs
  • "Did you leave or are you just upstairs?" - hungover Tom, the morning after Halloween
aug 12 2009 ∞
aug 1 2012 +