These are not necessarily accurate.

• "Michael Cera levels of awkward"
• "twitchy"
• "mellow"
• "spazzy"
• "likely to become the biggest party animal at Ottawa U"
• "most sarcastic" (in elementary school)
• "cusses and drinks like a sailor"
• "hardcore"
• "small"
• "should live in the mountains and hand out words of wisdom"
• "tree hugger"
• "negative Nancy"
• "music snob"
• "weird, sarcastic, bizarre... Also a whore."

And appropriately,

• "likes to talk about herself"