Disclaimer: I'm so exasperated with this professor that even if he did say something intelligent, I probably wouldn't acknowledge it.

• Question on GEG 1302 midterm, winter 2009: What are the three R's?
• Question on GEG 1302 final, winter 2009, for one mark: Why do we overconsumme? Space for a one sentence answer.
• Way too often: confusion between Celine Dion and Stephane Dion
• Jan 15 2010 (ENV 2501 lecture): "We live in a society where you can find a wife on Ebay...no wait, Eharmony." (okay, I'll admit, that was a little funny)
• Ordered our textbook two weeks into semester. As of a month and a half in, it's still missing in action. Update: it never showed up.
• Feb 26, 2010: The day our assignment is due, he gives us an extension and explains to us what we were supposed to do.
• Thinks this is a good hypothesis: The Aral sea disaster has economic and social consequences in the region. /headdesk
• Doesn't know what a variable is
• ENV 2501 lecture slide: "You confirm the hypothesis if no data invalidates it". YOU CAN'T CONFIRM HYPOTHESES YOU CAN ONLY REJECT THEM WHY IS THIS MAN TEACHING RESEARCH METHODS?
• Rahim Baba catch phrase: "It really is very sad". Yes, it is.