- That my environmental ethics prof would read his own syllabus
- That I could open doors
- That my room was heated
- That dinner at my house would not get preempted by my brother's Warcraft game
- That Kazia would believe me when I say that I want to stay with her forever
- That Walmart customers would know what size their pants are when they call me to put jeans on hold
- That Vipan, shoe manager at Walmart, would lead stretches every single morning with his very Indian accent
- That the sign at the barber shop next door said "specializing in men, women and children", not "specialising".
- That Kazia and Melissa appreciated Catcher in the Rye, apple yogurt and tofu.
- That someone actually loved me so that I wouldn't have to have affairs with Mike and Ben.
- That I wouldn't leave one mouthful of milk in the bottom of my mugs because I forget about my drinks.
- That I would finish my sentences.
- That the earth wasn't dying. This one is serious.
oct 20 2009 ∞
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