- make liberal use of the paging system
- fold shirts (approximately one per dollar I've made)
- sell slutty swimsuits to ten year-old girls
- identify employees by their name and department (ex. Bob from Electronics)
- "No, we do not have a frozen foods section"
- "At least we don't work at McDonalds"
- hide behind/build forts with the diapers in infants
- pretend to be knowledgeable about strollers
- pretend to do the Wal-Mart cheer
- put curses on those who have more than 10 items at the express checkout. And their families.
aug 27 2009 ∞
mar 7 2010 +
mar 7 2010 +