in no particular order

• eating glass
• eating glass to prove your love to a woman who you dated for 8 months and also wasnt even the woman you thought she was
  • & the real woman wanted to kill you
• seeing a woman who looks exactly like your convicted murderer ex in an occult magazine & immediately deciding to go see this person knowing full well that it might actually be your convicted murderer ex
  • and she lives on a remote mountain with no cellphone access
• choosing your career based off of an interaction you had with a guy you knew for half a year when you were 7
• assuming that it was appropriate to try to contact said guy repeatedly to no avail, and then say "he'll have to talk to me if i meet him in court!"
• showing maya the bloody reciept with her name on it minutes after her sister died man what the fuck is wrong with you
• leaving ema skye alone with damon gant in his office
• you thought your crush (the aforementioned boy you were friends with when you were 7) had commited suicide but he actually didnt, now he's here but instead of asking him if he's ok you start freaking out at him and say "i wish you never came back from the dead, edgeworth!"
• assuming that the magatama is a lie detector in 2-4
• presenting the suspicious evidence you got from an 8 year old girl and when you asked her where she got it she said "idk, some stranger i dont know told me to give it to you"
• trusting kristoph gavin
• consciously choosing to be cryptic to the guy you're trusting to put your abusive ex fwb/life-ruiner mastermind behind bars
• simply allowing many of your clients to not pay you. at all.
• running across a burning bridge under a freezing river with pointy rocks at the bottom that has been known to be the cause of many peoples deaths to the point that its a local legend
• STILL REFUSING TO TELL APOLLO AND TRUCY THAT THEY'RE RELATED

i love him very much i swear