The following is a list of our house rules, standards, and mantras.

• First and foremost- LOCK THE FRONT DOOR. ALWAYS. The world is full of crazy people and rapists and murderers and even if you are INSIDE the house just LOCK THE DOOR.
• Pants are always optional.
• Because pants are always optional, try to give your roommates a heads up before bringing people home with you.
• No Taylor Swift. Ever.
• Always try to pay your share of rent and utilities on time. This seems obvious, but should probably still be said.
• In this home, we play Trash Jenga on a competitive level.
• If you need to move out, give 30 days notice to Kait and help find a replacement.
• If you have friends over late, herd them to your bedroom and close your door, so everyone else can sleep.
• Understand that any baked goods you may make are automatic fair game.
• Trash bags, paper towels, and dishwasher soap. Get used to buying those three items, as they are the things we take turns on.