• snob and a half

jimin poked namjoon's chest through his the future is female sweatshirt. “so, does this sweatshirt actually help you get laid, or do you wear it for the sense of superiority alone?”

or: a self-indulgent modern-day clueless au in which jimin is a spoiled la teen, namjoon is his aggressively woke "straight" ex-stepbrother, tae is a menace on four wheels, and hobi's been looking kind of spicy lately.