• take a breath, and then another

Jeongguk's sensitive nose picks up a new favorite smell.

• harder to get, harder to beget (smut)

Seokjin learns 3 very important things: -never give in to offers without hearing it out at first. -the maknaes don't have Super Mario Brothers in mind when it comes to game night. -that game night isn't about who wins, but who loses. And it's kind of impossible to not be a sore loser after they're done with him...

• room service

Having to share a room and a bed with someone who hates your guts isn't ideal but finding out they actually don't hate you at all kinda makes up for it.

• the theory of never letting go

The truth about perfection is that there’s no such thing. Jungkook keeps searching, anyway.

• stop, rewind

“We’re not dating.” Seokjin sits up on his elbows and stares Yoongi down to make a point. “Definitely not.” “Right,” Yoongi scoffs. “Though I was under the impression that he’s taken up permanent residence on your lap. Should I tell the fans to address all their future fanmail to ‘Seokjin’s dick, Seoul, Korea’?” “For fuck’s sake, Yoongi.”

• a is for awkward

Jungkook's got 99 problems and all of them are Seokjin.

• i want to give it all to you

Jungkook planned this for two years. It can't go wrong, right?

• baby please don't let me go (smut)

Seokjin has to leave to film Law Of The Jungle. Jeongguk doesn't want him to go.

• not guilty (smut)

Seokjin wondered why he’d ever thought Jungkook was all innocent.

• go to bed, jungkook (smut)

When Jungkook can't calm himself down, Seokjin helps

• coming of age (smut)

Apparently, a long time ago, Seokjin promised Jungkook they'd do things once Jungkook was an adult. All fine and good, except Seokjin's dating Jimin. Jungkook doesn't see a problem. Jimin's okay with it. Seokjin wants to not cook for either one for a month.

• you are in my seat (smut)

you were sat in my reserved train seat and refused to move so i sat on your lap and now we’re both too annoyed and awkwardly turned on to move

• it's so tasty, come and chase me

Jeongguk goes around Seoul out a 'food expedition' with Seokjin, to try out his favorite foods. Whoever says all food has to be edible has obviously never tasted Seokjin.

or, as inspired by canon, when asked what he ate: Jeon Jeongguk: #RAMEN #UDON #RICE #BREAD #SNACKS #TOMATOES #ANDJIN

• my hero

It sounds stupid, but Jungkook really had no idea what he needs to survive and grocery shopping at 1am was apparently going to solve this problem. Surprisngly, it actually did.

• head over heels

Kim Seokjin had guys and girls falling head over heels with him. He would always try to turn them down politely, like the mannered guy he was.

Jeon Jungkook also had everyone confessing their love to him. He, on the other hand, would always be brutally honest, rejecting them and breaking their hearts, like the rude bastard he was.

Of course, Jin couldn’t stand him.

So, how in the world did he end up drunkenly walking up to a stranger ( or at least he thought it was), pulling him into a kiss, and then throwing up all over him, thus making himself the target of the University’s bad boy who won’t stop making his life a living hell until he makes Jin beg for forgiveness which he certainly has no intention of doing.