In a style that is similar to the list in Everything is Illuminated, by Jonathon Safran Foer.

• The dream of cowering to a brutal, strange force.
• The dream of being pushed off a bridge by a comic book villain.
• The dream of having an old man as a father.
• The dream of holding hands.
• The dream of flying away with dinosaurs.
• The dream of the phony man licking a lollipop.
• The dream of young children being mutilated.
• The dream of sex that was mostly rubbing parts that weren't there.
• The dream of a gay boyfriend who makes me jealous.
• The dream of smoking a huge cigar.