- People who talk over other people-I'm sorry, but is what you have to say really more important?
- Lip, eyebrow and nipple piercings.
- The idea that waiting until the last minute is a terrible thing - that is how I do my work for school and I almost always get A's.
- People who are consistently late (except when the invitation is an "ish") - So your time is more valuable than everyone else's?
- Most women who wear bikinis (because only about 15% of the population looks good in them).
- Angry lesbians - Honey, that went out of style in the 90's. You're accepted in society now. Give your combat boots to the Goodwill and smile once in awhile.
- The look on my mother's face when she sees an empty wine bottle in the recycling. (Yes, Mom. I have wine most every night. Call Betty Ford!)
- Seth (Shifty Shellshock) on Celebrity Rehab. He is an asshole.
- People who say "Oh I barely watch tv-it's such a waste of time" but spend their evenings watching You Tube videos, playing Lego Star Wars on their PS2 and cruising horror movie bulletin boards. Because that is so much cooler. Riiiiight.
- People who moved away from Boston and couldn't wait to get rid of the accent but moved back and suddenly have the most severe Boston accent you can imagine-I'm sorry but now it's cool because Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are from heyah? Dude, you are a poser. Go back to California.
- Liars.
- People who think they are really funny.
- People who get REALLY drunk.
- Self centered people
- People who are illiterate (ex: "Excited about ARE Oscar party at ARE suite")
- When you let someone go in traffic and they just sit there. Go already!
- The pace at which we Americans live our lives. It is not natural or healthy. I'd like to throw out my cell phone and move to Barcelona some days.
- The vultures at work who will eat ANYTHING put in the kitchen and bark at me to "hurry up" and take the food out of the training center when the doctors are through eating
- People who drive super close to me
- My cousin who can't sit and relax for more than half an hour--constantly has to be running running running. She exhausts me
- People who are super LOUD when it is unnecessary
- My metabolism
- Bosses who write people up for being 5 minutes late when they take 2 hour lunches and come and go as they please.
- People who sneeze ridiculously loud or sneeze like a cough
- People who say "You look tired". So rude.
- Evan letting Max lick and lick his face/neck...so gross.
- People who bum cigarettes from perfect strangers
- Guys who wear their sunglasses on the back of their heads
- Retail's insistence on rushing the seasons
- Pronouncing "nuclear" as "nucular"
- High fives (exception: at sporting events)
- Movies that combine animation and live action
- People who have stickers of how many kids they have on their back windows (They may as well hang a sign saying "Hello Child Molester following behind me! Come and take my children!")
- Jersey Shore
- Shakira
- People who "parent" my child while I'm there
- People who have "date nights" with their children. (Creepy!)
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