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"Absolutely not," Yoongi deadpanned. "Namjoon-ah. I value you as a friend, and I think I'd even go as far as to say that you're my best friend, but absolutely fucking not."
"You owe me," Namjoon pleaded. "Come on, Yoongi, it's not a big deal."
"Your boyfriend's best friend's best friend needs a fake boyfriend to come out to his family this Chuseok, all the way in fucking Busan." Yoongi repeated drily without pause, making Namjoon wince. He flipped a page of his textbook, picking up his highlighter. "Not a big deal, Namjoon. Amazing."
Suga is a dog. Yoongi is a human. Jimin is confused
Jimin's always been an outsider, content to do his own thing. Moving in to a new high school, a new town, he's resigned to do the same.
It's not until an excitable Kim Taehyung enters the picture that his future starts to change.
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a.k.a. jimin just wants to graduate but he's taken in by six weirdos that make him all too happy to enjoy life as it comes.
When Yoongi enrolled in BTS (aka Boys who Talk Shit) Boarding School, he wasn't really expecting to be the only 'straight' (to be read sarcastically) guy in a room of seven geniuses (aka children aged five to ten, honestly). Plus four pet spiders. Yes, plural.
Chaotic episodes in A Place of Love and War, where Yoongi learns all about True Love via Park Jimin, Music and Marriage. Sort of. Brain bleach and ear plugs are strongly recommended.
She hadn’t been ready to be a mother and Yoongi hadn’t been ready to be a father, but where she had turned tail and run, Yoongi had vowed never to do the same.
Jimin isn't sure what possessed him to lie to his mother and tell her that he had a boyfriend, but now that he's opened the position, he has no choice but to fill it. Yoongi is, apparently, his only option.
For a variety show challenge, Jimin must tell Yoongi every day for 100 days that he loves him.
Let's get this shit started.
Jimin thinks that fake dating his friend Yoongi will help him get together with his crush Taemin and helps him out for his photography project in return.
Little did Jimin know that fake dating his friend would stir up his life completely.
For some reason, everyone is convinced that Yoongi is terrifying and eats puppies for breakfast (at least, according to Taehyung). As his boyfriend, Jimin is determined to make everyone see that Yoongi is actually really sweet.
Alternatively: 5 times Yoongi was soft, and one time he wasn't.
Where Yoongi is not so secretly pining after Jimin, Jimin is being very oblivious to his own feelings, Taehyung is very, very confused, and everyone else is just enjoying the show.
With the help of their five year old "matchmaker" Taehyung, Yoongi and Jimin stumble into each other's lives. Cue the awkward, messy pining and dating adventures with a noisy kid in their way.
"Do you ever feel like you're different? Like you don't like what everybody else likes?"
In which Jimin and Yoongi are confused, and what better way is there than getting rid of the confusion together? But you know, it's just a kiss, nothing more, nothing less, right?
“Somebody once promised they’d find you, and that they’ll love you more than they already do,” Yoongi murmurs, a smile on his lips when recognition sparks in Jimin’s eyes, “somebody once promised they’d ask you to be theirs when they can finally do so again.”
Jimin doesn’t say anything—just leans into Yoongi’s touch, that same shy smile Yoongi has grown to love still on his face.
“Be mine, Park Jimin?”
(or alternatively: "that yoonmin soulmates AU where you can see a glimpse of your past life on the eve of your 18th birthday and Jimin dreams of a forbidden Joseon era love story with an upperclassman Min Yoongi, popular basketball player in uni, 18384/10 out of his reach".)
Yoongi may or may not have spilled his coffee all over Namjoon's music equipment and almost gave Seokjin a heart attack when a certain twitter account followed him back.
In a world where money talks, Jimin has long since learned the language as a high priced escort. You give, you get. Everything's got a price, especially people.
There's always a catch.
Which is why he finds it disconcerting and suspicious that the CEO of MYG entertainment, Min Yoongi has taken an interest in wanting to take care of him.