Don't get cheesed off. While I am proud to be an American, I can't help being an Anglophile.

• The Brits are funnier
• We'd all have sweet accents
• Could claim Catherine Tate as our own
• Dr. Who would be on all the time
• They seem to be doing all right
• Great public transportation
• Better tea
• Tea time in general
• The Queen seems to do more than Obama (and yes I voted for him)
• Am I bovvered? Am I bovvered, tho?
• You could be eccentric and no one would think anything of it
• Cake or death?
• We could have a castle each
• Jane Austen