• What is your favorite word?

English: excellent Italian: mais

• What is your least favorite word?

like (but I use it sometimes D:)

• What turns you on?

excellent clothing and hair

• What turns you off?

stupidity

• What sound or noise do you love?

thunder

• What sound or noise do you hate?

certain peoples' voices

• What is your favorite curse word?

cunt or fuck

• What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

not applicable

• What profession would you not like to do?

anywhere at a fast-food restaurant.

• If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

you're welcome here to eat whatever you want. and you can shag all the hot guys you desire.