i dickride certain franchises (and mia goth),, anyway my ratings are often lenient i'm easily entertained you could throw a pebble at me and i'd be amused.

• sinners (2025)★★★★★
• pearl (2022)★★★★★
• maXXXine (2024)★★★★☆
• X (2022)★★★★☆
• infinity pool (2023)★★★★☆
• you'll never find me (2024)★★★★★
• split (2016)★★★★★
• glass (2019)★★★★☆
• double blind (2023)★★★★★
• martyrs (2008)★★★★★
• the hunt (2020)★★★★★
• the substance (2024)★★★☆☆
• a quiet place (2018)★★★★★
• a quiet place: day one (2024)★★★★★
• a quiet place part 2 (2021)★★★★★
• jennifer's body (2009)★★★★☆
• long legs (2024)★★★★★
• us (2019)★★★★★
• nope (2022)★★★★☆
• get out (2017)★★★★★
• MA (2019)★★★★☆
• old (2021)★★★★☆
• the bay (2012)★★★☆☆
• savageland (2015)★★★☆☆
• pulse (2001)★★★☆☆
• as above, so below (2014)★★★☆☆
• the platform (2019)★★★☆☆
• scream (all)★★★★★
• saw (all)★★★★★
• texas chainsaw (all)★★★★☆
• imaginary (2024)★★☆☆☆
• happy death day (2017)★★★★☆
• happy death day 2U (2019)★★★☆☆
• smile (2022)★★★★☆
• smile 2 (2024)★☆☆☆☆
• cuckoo (2024)★★★★☆
• the black phone (2021)★★★★☆
• M3GAN (2022)★★★★☆
• night swim (2024)★★★☆☆
• a house on the bayou (2021)★★★☆☆
• freaky (2022)★★★☆☆
• hereditary (2018)★★★☆☆
• the exorcist (1973)★☆☆☆☆
• insidious (all)★★★★★
• sweetheart (2019)★★★★★
• sick (2022)★☆☆☆☆
• truth or dare (2016)★★★★☆
• the hills have eyes (2006)★★☆☆☆
• rhe eyes of my mother (2016)★★★★★
• swallowed (2022)★★★☆☆
• lowlifes (2024)★★★★☆
• model house (2024)★★★☆☆
• stopmotion (2024)★★☆☆☆
• nekromantik (1988)☆☆☆☆☆ ((NEVER WATCH THIS))
• the purge (all)★★☆☆☆
• wrong turn (all)★★★☆☆
• hostel (2005)★★★★☆
• nanny (2022)★★★☆☆
• the hills have eyes (1977)★★☆☆☆
• mr. harrington's phone (2022)★★★★★
• the woods are real (2024)★★☆☆☆
• murdaritaville (2024)☆☆☆☆☆
• camp pleasant lake (2024)★☆☆☆☆
• out of darkness (2024)★★★★☆
• they turned us into killers (2024)★☆☆☆☆
• baghead (2023)★★☆☆☆
• the portrait (2023)★★★★☆
• they/them (2022)★★☆☆☆
• hanky panky (2023)★★★☆☆ ((only bcs it was funny))
• wolf man (2025)★★★★☆
• don't move (2024)★★☆☆☆
• last straw (2024)★★★☆☆
• daddy's head (2024)★★★★☆
• until dawn (2025)★★★☆☆
• rosario (2025)★★★★☆
• livestream (2025)★☆☆☆☆
• bring her back (2025)★★★★★ ((hard watch bcs wtaf))
• talk to me (2023)★★★☆☆
• final destination bloodlines (2025)★★★★☆
• the ugly stepsister (2025)★★☆☆☆
• 28 days later (2002)★★★★★
• 28 years later (2025)★★★★☆
• dead talents society (2024)★★★★★
• together (2025)★★★★☆
• heart eyes (2025)★★★★☆
• weapons (2025)★★★★☆
• please don't feed the children (2025)★★★☆☆
• descendent (2025)★★★☆☆
• good boy (2025)★★★★★
• rabbit trap (2025)★★☆☆☆
• the conjuring: last rites(2025)★★★★☆
• hag (2025)☆☆☆☆☆
• keeper (2025)★★★★☆
• the woman in the yard (2025)★★★★★
• blink twice (2024)★★★★★
• drop (2025)★★★☆☆
• the girl who got away (2021)★☆☆☆☆
• daniel isn't real (2019)★★★☆☆
• black phone 2 (2025)★☆☆☆☆
• the long walk (2025)★★★★★
• clown in a cornfield (2025)★★★☆☆
• hallow road (2025)★★☆☆☆
• speak no evil (2024)★★★☆☆