• My hands are really, really small. Like, ridiculously small--I wish I was exaggerating. I know six year olds with hands the size of mine, if not bigger. And it's funny, because I'm on the taller side, and I'm just so disproportional.
• Really small feet as well.
• Disproportional, big, baby-birthing hips. They're just utterly hideous.
• Thunder thighs.
• I have icky calves.
• I'm kind-of on the heavier side, but I'm working on it!
• My boobs are awkward. Ahem.
• My lower half is disproportional, so I have a hard time fitting in skinny jeans.
• I am a sickly, ghastly pale.
• I get tons of freckles in the summer, which turn me into the freckle monster!
• My eyes are dirt-colored.
• My voice is so freaking high-pitched, it's ridiculous.
• When I don't straighten my hair, it's crazy, icky curls.

I'm so self-confident.