- "Note to Self: Don't ever use a time machine to visit the Silurian era." 
- "So yeah...I don't know what's going on." 
- "It rang our bell supremely." - on the comet that wiped out the dinosaurs. 
- "The bigger you are, the more it takes to kill you." 
- "Extinctions are fun, unless of course you're there." 
- "Less than a minute in salt water, and that frog would look like an Auschwitz survivor." 
- "And Argentina is rarely the answer." 
- "Boys are like Pringles.  They're replaceable." 
- "They're just little sex machines." - on cicadas 
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