• "Note to Self: Don't ever use a time machine to visit the Silurian era."
  • "So yeah...I don't know what's going on."
  • "It rang our bell supremely." - on the comet that wiped out the dinosaurs.
  • "The bigger you are, the more it takes to kill you."
  • "Extinctions are fun, unless of course you're there."
  • "Less than a minute in salt water, and that frog would look like an Auschwitz survivor."
  • "And Argentina is rarely the answer."
  • "Boys are like Pringles. They're replaceable."
  • "They're just little sex machines." - on cicadas
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