- i'm losing weight but not gaining muscle, so i don't look any better, my clothes just don't fit anymore.
- it takes like two zillion hours in the sun for me to tan, so i'm always pale as a ghost. (this is only negative in the summer, it doesn't usually bother me in winter.)
- i have the strangest-looking calves ever. i need to wear huge heels for them to look normal.
- my skin gets super splotchy when i'm nervous or warm.
- i don't smoke, don't drink coffee or cola, and i brush my teeth twice a day with whitening toothpaste -- but they're still not white (or anywhere close to white).
- i'm way too sensitive. almost anything can make me cry.
- i also care way too much about people, which sucks when they don't care about me as much.
- i cannot sing.
- i cannot dance.
- i take things too seriously. i'm offended by a lot of jokes that i realize aren't intended to hurt me. no matter how much i try to change this, it doesn't work.
- i have a lot of medical problems:
- i have to be on the exact right dose of birth control in order to have a normal period, and even then it only happens half the time.
- i have horrible insomnia and often can't get to sleep without sleeping pills.
- i get sick whenever i eat beef.
- digestive issues run in the family. :(
- persistent headaches.
- mild scoliosis. my new insurance doesn't cover the chiropractor, so hello back pain!
- i have basically no immune system, so someone sneezes half a mile away and i'm out of commission for a week.
- i'm indecisive. it took me a month and a half to agree to the relationship i'm in, even though i knew i wanted it.
- i have almost no social skills. i suck at parties, i'm terrible at meeting people, and i can't do small talk. there are like four people on the planet i'm able to have actual conversations with.
- i'm a hypochondriac and i'm always going on webmd's symptom checker and freaking out because i might have kidney disease or hepatitis or a brain tumor or some horrible tropical disease or whatever.
- i do not look good in girly clothes. actually, i look pretty awkward in most anything i wear.
- i bruise so ridiculously easily! i swear, my boyfriend touches me and i bruise. also i sometimes get hickeys from normal kisses. that's always awkward.
aug 14 2009 ∞
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