- it's like brokeback mountain... with a lion!
- tandem showers don't happen by accident.
- it's like jenga; it couldn't handle me!
- and then i was holding a ruler, which used to be a meter stick.
- who organizes a naked bike race in the middle of winter?
- you know what i always say, a little bit of arsenic never hurt anybody.
- pretty much everybody's gonna have sex in the laundry room.
- i'm being so profanitying social! (while sitting alone, on fb chat)
- the island is spinning, hold my hand!
- i smelled like fucking butter cookies when i woke up!
- tetris is not your buddy.
may 27 2009 ∞
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