i wish i'd been doing this all along.

• "i saluted the winneconne sign. i don't know why tho... i hate everyone from there lol."
• "omg pat is lecturing me about swords and his brother is lecturing me about star wars. i'm surrounded by nerds."
• "i'm sleepying."
• "poop."
• "i'm playing with your kitty through the window."
• "yax! god night."
• "i failed that shit so hard i was like wut? and i drew a whale."
• "no its a quantum whale so i dont know where it is."
• "jn vryojbvcc wjfhv ny gmb b" ("i'm typing with my tongue.")