from thefrisky

• clothes that fit her current size
• a weekly income that covers rent
• an orgasm
• always enough toilet paper (wtf?)
• a hair stylist she trusts
• something that always gets her in the mood
• health insurance
• a signature drink
• a healthy relationship with her parents
• bras in the correct size
• enough alcohol in her home to offer drop-by guests a cocktail (i disagree with this one)
• an emergency hangover remedy (this one too)
• voter registration card
• a wardrobe that includes the perfectly flattering little black dress, a great pair of heels, jeans that make her ass look great, and a cute hat that hides a bad hair day
• a yearly appointment with her gynecologist
• the name of reliable movers to give her friends when they ask for help relocating
• the gumption to ask a man out
• a group of girlfriends who get it
• a set of tools (and the ability to use them ... even if it’s just to hang a piece of art)
• a balanced checkbook
• no interest in men who just aren’t that into her
• a vacation to look forward to at least once a year
• a good bullshit detector
• the courage to stand up for herself and her beliefs
• a favorite sex position
• a set of hand towels so guests don’t have dry their hands on her bath towel
• enough self-love to avoid and break off unhealthy friendships and relationships
• a commitment to exercise
• a retirement fund
• a great vibrator (i disagree with this too)