• the main office is for screaming patrons. the treasurer's office is where calls about missing garbage cans, lost cell phones, misplaced purses, and missing children go.
  • "he's smarter than a clipboard!"
  • people will try anything to get into the fair for free.
  • six hours of sleep can be a godsend. a full eight hours is heavenly. any more than that borders on illegally amazing.
  • just because it's july doesn't mean it's going to get above 60 degrees.
  • just because it's 60 degrees outside doesn't mean the air conditioning will be off.
  • the guess who are assholes.
  • nobody likes 38 special anymore.
  • it's not that hard to work 80 hours in one week. in fact, most people will work more than that.
  • it feels kind of good to have your boyfriend whisper dirty things to you over the phone in the middle of a sixteen-hour day.
  • $20,000 a day is not a lot.
  • electronic money counters fail a lot of the time.
  • not everybody is fun to work with. :(
  • but most of them are.
  • one of the highest-up people in the fair might just be a ridiculously attractive guy in his mid-twenties.
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