If you disagree with this list you might be a fake

best sounds:

• best album: wild world | bastille
• best song: your best american girl | mitski
• best music video: whats it gonna be | shura
• best lyric: "well my right hand offended me, so i got down on bended knee and i cut it off" | dallas love field
• best podcast: tanis
• best episode: time to kill | wolf 359

best sights:

• best vine: this one!
• best movie: deadpool
  • non-2016: carol
• best show: brooklyn 99
• best anime: handa-kun
  • non-2016: revolutionary girl utena
• best game: dishonored 2
  • non-2016: virtue's last reward (so much loss of limb!)

best words:

• best book: crooked kingdom
  • non-2016: american gods
• best book quote: 'it doesn't matter that you didn't believe in us, said mr. ibis. we believed in you.' | american gods (who is surprised)
  • best other quote: take a fucking sip babes

best everything else:

• best disabled character: fernado from the 3%
• best gay: the penumbra podcast (with its 1 het character & nb bisexual lead character)
  • best gay moment: when taako accidentally went on a super cute date with death??
• best mood: knife emoji
• best jacket: apollo's hanging off the couch in aa6
• best het: I CANT REMEMBER ANY HETS? HELP
  • inej/kaz from six of crows....they good
• best looks: nayuta sadmadhi...the most beautiful...