- he sat on a 2 foot ladder
- he said, "is this boot camp?"
- i turned on the clippers and he said, "oh shit, this is bootcamp"
- his head was really greasy
- i shaved his head with a number 6 guard
- i shaved his beard with a number 3 guard
- i cleaned up and straightened his beard and i cut him
- he didn't shut up about it
- he kept pushing the clippers away with his pinky finger
- he asked me if i was out for blood
- he told me that i needed to get the hairdryer out to blow the hair off of the deck
- i'm itchy, i'm itchy
- could you tape all of this hair that's on the ground to my bald spot?
- "oprah is going to love it"
- "nah, i'm too white for oprah"
- "i feel naked"
- "i look like a set of balls"
- "thank you, josh. i'm going to take a shower"
- "it hurts where you cut me"
- "i'm going to sue somebody's pants off"
- he looks like he just got out of the hospital or prison
- he is very greasy
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