- his breath stinks
- rather than brushing his teeth he runs his toothbrush under the water trying to fake us out. 10 seconds max.
- he says gas-x a bunch
- he wants to get it on with oprah
- he eats candy to 'make his breath smell better'
- he sleeps 18 hours a day
- he doesn't change his underwear every time he takes a shower
- he walks like a dinosaur or robot
- he drinks 4 dr. peppers a day
- he talks about his girlfriend that he had 20 years ago
- he asks about his boots. he doesn't own a pair of boots.
- he steals easter egg candles from kroger
- he drives dad nuts
- he offers to get you more water when your glass is full
- people can tell that he's had a motorcycle wreck and has a brain injury
- he's funny as crap when he wants to be
- he's my uncle
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