my accident-proneness was at its strongest when i was little, but that doesn't mean it's gone forever :0. I WANT SOME PITY!!!

• falling off a seesaw, moscow
• falling off a swing my grandpa installed in our apartment
• running and cutting my knee open on a metal thing, in a dacha
• blowing my nose too hard and getting a great nosebleed, haha
• falling off a scooter and hurting my whole leg, chicago
• randomly tripping and falling, almost on top of someone in 8th grade even
• falling very gracefully down some stairs as a junior
• missing steps, also 11th grade
• walking into the wall and spraining an ankle, while sleepwalking
• repeatedly falling on my ass while trying to climb an icy hill for a science project
• getting a scar (which i still don't believe) on my calf from shaving