seat neighbor airplane au, omega yoongi is so fucking attracted to his seat neighbor's smell that he accidentally starts leaking and alpha joon is like 0_0 "you um... you - your smell? i think you..." to which yoongi promptly replies "fuck, oh my god"

  • Inc. by minverse (yoonjin au, completed)

Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok Section to be completed by Employees Involved: Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket Nature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies Length of Relationship: 4 minutes Please Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

“I found a pink note on the bathroom mirror. It says, ‘Your gummy smile makes my day.’ What do you think of that?” “Oh, yeah?” Hoseok audibly gulps down his food and tries not to sound guilty when he replies, “I mean, I honestly have to agree with them on that one."

When it comes to fucking around with his best friend, Yoongi follows two rules: They must be inebriated. They must not kiss.

Jimin's surprised when the death threats he's been receiving while attending university warrant additional security. But, he supposes, it only makes sense, considering his father is the president. You know, of the country.

Jimin is living the life of a normal, post-college graduate. He works at a job he doesn't like, lives on the opposite side of the country as his best friend, and is stuck sneaking his boyfriend into his bedroom while sleeping under his parent's roof. But when the president's family faces an unidentified threat, it makes his life anything but normal.

Jimin took a deep breath, pushing his glasses up. “I succeeded in human cloning, and there are five clones of myself that live in a deeper part of this facility.”

Jungkook is the heir to a mob empire, the most notorious in the whole of Seoul. Taehyung is a rookie sent in to infiltrate by his select team and bring the empire crumbling down. "You knew the game and played it, it kills to know that you have been defeated."

“What’s the favor you wanted?” Namjoon asks. “Right,” Hoseok says. “So, I drank a little bit yesterday, and I got this really good idea. And then I sobered up and the idea was still good, so… here I am.” “What is it?” Yoongi asks. Hoseok takes a deep breath, looks at Yoongi pointedly for a few seconds, “Let me suck your dick."

Seokjin is planning on marrying Yoongi soon, a comfortable relationship he is familiar with. Yet, there is a silent dullness behind. But everything changes when his long forgotten childhood friend steps into his life again, reawakening the feeling towards his first love.

A story of tender tides and unmoving hummingbirds. 浮世

  • delta by sharpa ( rapline au, completed)

He was the last person Namjoon expected to hear from - thought he was dreaming when he saw the email in his work inbox. It was short and simple, typical Hoseok. Just: We saw what happened. We’re so sorry. If you need get away for awhile, you’re always welcome to come stay with us - JH. He wonders now if Hoseok was surprised when he said yes. If Hoseok only extended the invitation because he didn’t think Namjoon would actually come. (Or: Namjoon chose a solo career and left Yoongi and Hoseok behind. Seven years later, after being outed by a Korean tabloid, he ends up on their couch in Queens, trying to face an uncertain future. And confront feelings that have persisted for nearly a decade.)

It became a permanent thing the next year in August. But neither of them knew it was going to become a permanent thing. To them it just looked like a temporary thing. A slightly permanent, temporary thing. Or; Namjoon and Yoongi are both struggling artists, throw a baby into the mix and they're struggling parents as well. Throw love into the mix and they're just struggling.

Jeon Seokjin has exactly four weeks to stop the impending engagement of his younger brother, doomed to a loveless marriage. The only way to stop it is to make a better match, more advantageous, more lucrative for the Jeon family. It's impossible. It's his only option. Min Yoongi does not want, will never want, will never ever even consider, marriage. It's not in the cards. He's stubborn enough to achieve the total ban on marriage talks. Except maybe his grandmother is a little more stubborn than he is, and maybe she's determined to see him march down the aisle. The chaebol arranged marriage au that exactly one and a half people asked for.

What would Hoseok do what would Hoseok do what would Hoseok do what would — Jungkook puffs out his cheeks, makes a weird high-pitched noise, and darts across the floor to like. Pet Jimin. Into the ground? Or something? “Are you feeling okay, Hoseokie?” Jimin mumbles from where he is partially smothered beneath Jungkook’s chest. He sounds confused. Well. 0 for 1. Clearly Jungkook needs more practice at the whole Convincingly Impersonating Jung Hoseok thing. (Alternatively: Jungkook and Hoseok switch bodies. Feelings, as they are sometimes won’t to do, spring forth.)

Jimin isn't sure what possessed him to lie to his mother and tell her that he had a boyfriend, but now that he's opened the position, he has no choice but to fill it. Yoongi is, apparently, his only option.

''Mmm,'' Seokjin hums between kisses, pulling back so their lips still touch as he speaks ''marry me,'' and he kisses the words into Taehyung's mouth like it's not the most absurd request in the universe. Taehyung places his hands on Seokjin's chest and pushes him ''Are you insane?'' He rolls away and out of the bed, hurriedly gathering his clothes and putting them on, he can't believe the best lay of his life is a crazy bastard, and he's hoped that they could be fuck buddies or something. ''Hear me out,''

In his solitary life, Yoongi is obsessed with recording the sounds of the Seoul subway system. Taehyung works at his mother’s tent bar and is taken with one of their regular customers who is always silent.

  • Amor Fati by Mother of Pearl (Jinjuui_eomeoni) ( minjoon au, completed)

Namjoon returns home from graduate school for winter break to discover that the family business is in trouble. Torn between pursuing his own goals and helping to preserve his parents' legacy, Namjoon has to figure out what's really important to him.

Rival Erotica writers Yoongi and Hoseok. 50% crack, 50% porn.

yoongi and hoseok are childhood friends who live in a terrible apartment with min holly. they are also in love with each other. and bad at context clues.

For the first time in almost 3 years, Jungkook decides to pass on his singing lesson in order to sleep in a little. He doesn't expect to be woken up by his hyung's moans, nor does he expect getting caught masturbating to them.

Jungkook has been feeling a little insecure about getting older and still having such little kissing experience. He turns to Hoseok, and his hyung is totally willing to offer him some help -- help that starts out innocently enough. "I’m always willing to pass my years of sacred knowledge down to the younger generation." Jungkook smiles, slyly. “I mean, didn’t you have like, one girlfriend?” “Do you want me to help you or not, brat? Because I can just go to sleep.

The first words a person’s soulmate will say to them appears on their left wrist on the day of their 18th birthday. Unless, of course, their soulmate has passed away. Jungkook was a 21 year old with a blank wrist.

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