- you have burgees painted on your toenails
- you never have time to tan any part of your body except your lifejacket. and the one time you get tan is at the beach outing, and it's ALWAYS a burn
- as the blue jay class deteriorates, the DJYS is the club that holds it in place.
- as each year passes, the number of bluejays in Douglaston increases, and the pixels decrease.
- you often find words written in sunblock or tape around the dock
- sailfast bracelets can be found on many wrists
- you know who's in team 5
- you know that kyle rehm, mike masfield and caroline french are three entirely different types of head instructors
- helicopters, the police and the coast guard come to see if you're in distress
- you have clew tiedowns on your wrists
- you sail with good posture, or correct your posture while sailing
- you know what red tide is
- you find boats numerous boats in the marshes
- you're expected to show up ten minutes early. you show up ten minutes late
- everyone knows what goes down at the larchmont dance
- you know eight year olds who can crunk or jerk better than anyone else
- the most common question is "can i go on the laser?"
- you find yourself to be campsized more often than not
- you can fit the entire program into one car
- when people ask you where you're from, you expect them not to know
- you don't go to sailing camp you go to the sailing program
- instructors never have gas or marks
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