- Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
- How can there be self-help "groups"?
- Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
- Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
- If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
oct 17 2012 ∞
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