Physically:

  • Eyes
  • Handsome as opposed to pretty
  • Physically fit
    • I like me some washboard abs, okay?!
  • No tattoos or piercings
    • I can live with small tattoos, but not in weird places like a tramp stamp or anything, and I guess ear piercings are okay but anything down there is a most definite no
  • Short hair. If it reaches down to his shoulders, I'm looking in the other direction.

Everything else:

  • Must be outgoing enough to get me out of my shell but not too outgoing
  • Good sense of humor
    • Must find Arrested Development, Better Off Ted, and Robot Chicken funny
  • Can't be an artist
  • Good hygiene
  • Neat
  • Can't be a smoker and he certainly can't love to drink excessively
    • This also means no drugs, but that should be a given
dec 10 2009 ∞
dec 13 2009 +