Physically:
- Eyes
- Handsome as opposed to pretty
- Physically fit
- I like me some washboard abs, okay?!
- No tattoos or piercings
- I can live with small tattoos, but not in weird places like a tramp stamp or anything, and I guess ear piercings are okay but anything down there is a most definite no
- Short hair. If it reaches down to his shoulders, I'm looking in the other direction.
Everything else:
- Must be outgoing enough to get me out of my shell but not too outgoing
- Good sense of humor
- Must find Arrested Development, Better Off Ted, and Robot Chicken funny
- Can't be an artist
- Good hygiene
- Neat
- Can't be a smoker and he certainly can't love to drink excessively
- This also means no drugs, but that should be a given
dec 10 2009 ∞
dec 13 2009 +