• professional bottle collector (one girl, one van, heavy jams, a lot of grass and a whole bunch of back alley recycling bins)
  • insurance fraud
  • escort service/platonic sugar daddy
  • dealing shitty drugs to shitty people
  • getting famous for selling bad art on the internet (used tampon chandelier, et cetera)
  • scientist's guinea pig
  • lemonade stand chain
  • extreme blood donor (offer limited to u.s. citizens only)
oct 15 2012 ∞
oct 31 2015 +