- "I will love you no matter how many mistakes I make when trying to reduce fractions, and no matter how difficult it is to memorize the periodic table. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of a vulture. I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms. I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restrooms or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see." - The Beatrice Letters by Lemony Snicket
- “If you were to press your heart close up against somebody else’s heart eventually your hearts will start beating at the same time. And two little babies in an incubator, their hearts will beat at the same time. Love that. So if you have somebody in your life that is prone to anxiety, like myself, and if you happen to be a calm person, you could come up and hug me heart to heart and my heart hopefully would slow to yours. And I just love that idea. Or maybe yours would speed up to mine. But either way, we’ll be there together.” - Andrea Gibson
- "I've got the world on a string." - Michael Buble
- "We should be fine. Unless we're not." - John Green
- "Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes." - Michael Gibson
- "And I want you like Anne Frank never wanted nobody to read her fucking diary." - Bo Burnham
- "Willie he tells me that doers and thinker say moving is the closest thing to being free." - Willie and the Wandering Gypsy and Me
- "God! I hate London! I hate England! I'm glad we had a revolution!" - Booth, on Bones
- "If you're willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat it up for you." - Wil Anderson on gays
- "Whatever you are, be a good one." -Abraham Lincoln
- "Don't do it. It's never good to give Allane everything she wants." - P
- "Cumberbatch--it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn't it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it on a Monday morning." - Benedict Cumberbatch
- "You could only draw conclusions about my personal sexual politics if you proceed from the assumption that I was presenting the characters as the way it is and the way it ought to be. But both are clearly defined as deranged – it's love among the mad. He's a psychopath, so is she. She's prepared to throw him to the dogs until he works out the code, he's prepared to let her nearly get executed. They're not really going to buy a house and a Volvo together. I'm not saying this is how people should date!" - Steven Moffat, on Sherlock Holmes and Irene Adler's relationship
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