You may encounter the following running jokes on my social media.
- "Wood not dew"
- I livetweeted a horrible writing advice book. A LOT of it was hilariously bad, but the worst of it was a chapter by Piers Anthony where he said giving a character a horrific accent that swapped out words for dumb forest puns was Good Writing
- "When she got married, you know she said 'I dew'. That's her difference made apparent."
- PIERS ANTHONY GOT PAID FOR THAT ADVICE
- Hornless unicorns
- Also from that book, someone suggested breaking stereotypes by writing a unicorn that:
- Was not white
- That did not have a horn
- Was not associated with virgins
- That'd be a horse, Bob.
- Introverts and their all-book diet.
- Self-evident and known by all
- Perfurnas
- Human-like animal personas of yourself. Beloved part of the furna fandom, along with furstumes.
dec 12 2016 ∞
dec 12 2016 +