You may encounter the following running jokes on my social media.

  • "Wood not dew"
    • I livetweeted a horrible writing advice book. A LOT of it was hilariously bad, but the worst of it was a chapter by Piers Anthony where he said giving a character a horrific accent that swapped out words for dumb forest puns was Good Writing
      • "When she got married, you know she said 'I dew'. That's her difference made apparent."
        • PIERS ANTHONY GOT PAID FOR THAT ADVICE
  • Hornless unicorns
    • Also from that book, someone suggested breaking stereotypes by writing a unicorn that:
      • Was not white
      • That did not have a horn
      • Was not associated with virgins
    • That'd be a horse, Bob.
  • Introverts and their all-book diet.
    • Self-evident and known by all
  • Perfurnas
    • Human-like animal personas of yourself. Beloved part of the furna fandom, along with furstumes.
dec 12 2016 ∞
dec 12 2016 +