- Sleep all day
- Get fed by other people
- When thinking about what to do in a day it is just like:
- Lick self
- Sleep
- Eat
- Sleep
- Annoy humans
- Sleep
- Jump on someone, hilarity ensues
- Gratuitous petting from humans
- Stare at people as much as you like, no one calls you rude
- No concept of money
- No concept of a job
- No concept of effort
- Have a tail
- Biggest concern is whether or not to sleep for one hour or two hours and it doesn't even matter because you can always wake up after one hour and decide to sleep for another hour anyway just because you feel like it
oct 16 2010 ∞
aug 20 2013 +