- when something i just bought goes on sale.
- every single time i buy something online, the next day the whole store goes 20%, and the next day 40%, and the next day free shipping, etc.
- well i know it's to make you spend more. but i am not giving in! i bought what i wanted. now i will just mope about my timing, thank you very much.
- when i go to the bathroom on winter mornings and the toilet seat is freezing.
- when i do something embarrassing and then realize i am not alone.
- or when i'm singing in the shower and realize the window is open. and if i can hear them, they sure as hell can hear me.
- when i just washed my hands and then immediately after have to do something dirty, like feed the dog or have the urge to go to the bathroom.
- when i see a piece of clothing in a certain spot for like a month and then when i finally decide "hey, i think i'll wear that shirt tomorrow" and i go to get it, it fucking disappeared.
- also, finding something i'm looking for after i don't want / need it anymore.
- when i start writing in journals and never finish them.
- this goes for journals, my story book ideas journal, my monthly description journal, my planner book, my list book.
- i'm also really picky and i won't write in it for some other reason, even though there are a billion pages left. so i've wasted it. and a tree.
- when i get a cut / bruise and then soon after i get hit or run into something in the exact same spot.
- when i say something that makes complete sense to me but then can't explain it to others, making me look retarded.
- when i get back my test to find that the one i got wrong was one that i originally had the write answer to, then changed it.
- when i can't decide whether saying something is crossing the line or not, and i say it anyway.
- when a band is totally killing it onstage and their crowd is unresponsive
- especially if the band notices, then it's extra sad, because you can see them looking out, and feeling pretty shitty, i would guess.
- if you like it let them know! [like what justin bieber (technically usher) said in his creepy song]
- when i decide to be friendly and tell my mom something knowing full well what it will turn into, but i do it anyway.
- what it ends up turning into, in case you didn't know, is my mom going on for 30-60 minutes about:
- how my brother won't call her back.
- how she wishes he would get a job and help her pay bills.
- how college was practically wasted on him.
- how his dorm costs more than tuition.
- how he should have stayed at home and commuted.
- how she wants ME to stay home and commute.
- how i should go to college nearby.
- "why do you want to move so far away?"
- how i have to pay my own rent.
- how i should get a high paying job.
- how i should get a really high paying job because i am "so high maintenance".
- how talking about college / expenses depresses her.
- how she just wants to be happy.
- every single mom-fcking time. and yet she still says it all.
- when there's homework to be done and i'm trying to find something else to do and there is absolutely nothing... so i MAKE shit to do.
jan 19 2010 ∞
apr 8 2010 +