What defines crazy? Like crazy girlfriend? Crazy funny? Plain crazy? I dunno, but these are some that I just don't imagine a bunch of my friends doing... but yea, this is prob not the complete list due to lapses in memory.

• peed in front of starbucks and the employees (outside) when they wouldnt let me use the restroom while flipping them off... obvi drunk and this happened awhile ago, 2005, ahhaa
• kicked a tampon machine at a karoake bar and then took all the tampons and pads and flung them into the audience. Took the pad and sang with it taped to my mouth to an audience of strangers.
• When I didn't go to a toilet at Daft Punk concert at Key Span Park and decided to... pee... while I was dancing ( I was wearing a skirt...) and I mean it was just too nuts to leave where I was (super crowded and impossible)
• brought a baby black doll with me to a couple of parties and told ppl he was my baby jameelaquai (fed him liquor and stuff like that all night) - reenacted his birth too.
• Jumped from a 2nd story window bc I was exploring the fire escape of my College Dorm and got stuck - landed on my back and miraculously ended up unscathed.
• multiple chemicals mixed with driving long and short distances and various hours, early morning to late morning mainly.
• and um the sexy things...got it on (wont go into detail what that means at each of these places) below the acropolis, the hills above the beach in the day, many a highway, at the Golden Gate Toll booth as a joke, the bed of a construction truck, on a cliff on an island in greece... I was different when i was young.
• beat up my friend by throwing his head on a block of ice luge plus climbing the ice luge (it was huge) and sliding down multiple times
• wrestled my friend on the street in greece (while on lookers believed it to be a lesbian lovers quarrel)
• ran out on the street in a shark costume when it was not halloween - ppl took bunches of pics of me.
• convinced people at a party I was handicapped by walking around with a cane I foudn in the house all night, especially embarrassed one guy who thought it was a joke and I told him that he was an insensitive a hole.
• kissed a girl at a bar when I was wasted. She described to my friend that eating out a girl was like eating a mango.
• danced upon on a stage and pushed a stupid man in spandex off, then threw his dumb cane across the room, reached behind the bar the same night and made me and two friends drinks, then returned the bottle without being caught
• def cursed and told off a bunch of people - maybe threw shit too
• broke open a watermelon with my bare hands!!
• snuck backstage prodigy, haha that's kind of embarrassing actually, but it was just easy.
• when my bf cheated on me, i drove to the girl's house to tell her husband then called her and found out she was at brunch so drove to brunch and started yelling from my car at them. then got out of my car to tell them both off, cuz the idiot didn't believe me and thought i was making up drama
• had a double dare party in my backyard, wrestled girls in lemonade and pepsi while fishing for gummi worms in kiddy pools, raced and slip and slided...
• gettng married 2x to same guy
• threw beer at some girl at a concert cuz she was pushing me to get thru, and the bitch choked me
• as a teenager i got so wasted my friend's mom had to throw me into the shower
• as a teen my parents wouldn't let me sleep over at friends houses so I told them I was in Youth and Government. For 2 years I would white out a permission slip, and make copies of trips to Sacramento and other differnet places so I could go away from home for the weekend. This happened nearly every weekend and they would sign the slip. Until my young brother's friend joined Y&G and told my brother I was not in the club....