• whens your birthday? in 3 years??
• can your asshole fall out?
• when you step on a crack, you break your ass crack
• ahhh, lah-zag-na (lasagna)
• can u get double pregnant if you fuck while pregnant
• your chromebook is like 7 dollars
• how do you say "no" in spanish
• shoulders are reverse knee caps
• a yell a day keeps the adams apple in your throat
• a sandfish queefed in my car!!! what am i supposed to do now?!?!?
• liar liar, your culos on fire
• let me speak it
• cowboy buttsacks
• nector my cilantro
• my cheek almost flew out
• i might look like a turkey, but im not dumb
• the campfire bit me
• > shut up brown eyes

> shut up BITCH

• my foot is square
• i miss being slippery
• it splatted in my eye
• you only have uno brain cell
• im a kid, i dont know how to make hair
• i didnt threaten her, i just said id kill her
• i look like a reverse hair dryer
• you sucked all the chargery from my computer
• if you talk to a chair, will it move?
• im dooring my place up
• i ate the campfire
• no pues, son tortillas muy tortilladas
• my hearing is blurry
• my eyesight is muffled
• roast beef coochie sandwich
• saliva pouch
• if you drink the alphabet, you can jump the duck code
• if 2 plus 2 equal fo', and 10 plus 10 equal 20, then you already know what tf to do
• my head cant breathe
• it doesn't smell clear
• fried water
• i know this seat's name is kevin
• the last i remember the sun was ON
• govenator
• that looks like.. somebodys house (while referring to a house in passing)
• OMG theyre EYE FUCKING
• shoelace caps
• these are cutting stupid
• lens bars
• the masculine urge to touch basketball nets and door frames when you walk past them
• the masculine urge to jump over everything
• im going to bite you on the teeth
• eye retainers
• > is she latino?

> no shes mexican

• is (redacted name) real?
• girl broke her lungs
• if your cooter catter is clear, if your cooter catter is done
• this witness decided to stay unanimous
• less more choppy
• trustable (instead of trustworthy)
• no wait i threw up in my head
• i already connected the adhd cable
• did that bitch update or something?
• > i feel like a gerbil

> what is that? a pokemon?