• Final Fantasy XII
    • Vaan
      • AIRSHIPS!
      • and unsurprisingly, being Captain Basch fon Ronsenberg of Dalmasca
    • Ashe
      • HEY ASHE DON'T BE EVIL ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY NETHICITE IS BAD MMKAY HEY ASHE ARE YOU EVIL YET HEY HEY ASHE
      • yes okay if you all don't shut up I will kill you all in a bloody reckoning of fire that will rend the world in two uh I mean
      • HEY ASHE
      • WHAT
      • airships :D
  • Balthier
    • whiny teenaged brat
      • daaaaad stop shooting my friends omg you always do this
      • I ran away and you didn't even look for me don't look for me I hate you
      • this is why we can't have nice things LIKE A FAMILY
      • SHUT UP VENAT YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
  • Final Fantasy Tactics
    • Delita
      • POLITICS
      • god Ramza you're so privileged don't you know anything about politics
      • because politics, Ramza.
    • Algus
      • you little shit
      • but this is accurate so nvm
  • Super Paper Mario
    • Bowser and Mario
      • Bitch at each other nonstop. Also applies to other games, such as Super Smash Bros.
    • Peach
      • The competent one; thanked whenever a puzzle is solved.
      • Mosly just tells the other two to shut the hell up when she is the player character.
  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl
    • Meta Knight
      • Lothario Casanova Seduceall
      • into kinky shit like electrocuting Pikachu and so forth
      • but good damn, whatta man
    • Sonic
      • HIP RAD BAD PHAT AND TOTALLY XTREME
      • tragically out of touch. has a MySpace page, a groceries page, thinks Samus is a dude, etc.
    • Falco and Wolf
      • really don't want to be here
      • would rather be drinking
      • Wolf has been known to hit on Lucario
    • Ganondorf
      • teased for having three asscheeks, the most incomprehensible inside joke yet
dec 28 2011 ∞
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